spongemike 

A spongemike is used in African cultures to bathe eachother during a special ceremony. The spongemike is a thick cloth used to the bathing. Each member of the tribe ejaculates into the spongemike to bathe their children with. It is said that this process will increace the life of the child and promote good fortune.

We will ejaculate into the spongemike to bathe our children.

spongemike by Robert Smith January 29, 2005

spongemonkey 

spongemonkey's are those fonky-looking demented hamsters on the quiznos commercials. a.k.a....the coolest things ever!

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuus!! they are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because they toast them! THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuuuus! when you bring in a coupoooooooon for things to eat or oil changes!!!!! or pony rides or hair pluuuuuuuugs! subs are a dollar off.....BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!"

spongemonkey by marni March 7, 2004

spongemonkey 

the funniest creatures u see in the quiznos commercials and on rathergood.com

"We like da mooooon! Cuz it's close to us!"

spongemonkey by Dirge February 13, 2005

Spongelies 

Another word for money

"I MADE A SHIT LOAD OF SPONGELIES THIS WEEK"

Spongelies by Keebeelicious January 15, 2009

spongemonkey 

those scarry ass things on the quizno's comercial

'we love quiznos subs, because they're toasted' and other crazy random shits like that

spongemonkey by allievmarie February 13, 2004

spongemonkey 

those crazy- ass weirdos that have bulging eyes and mouths that move even when the thing isn't talking. they have a voice worse than LaToya jackson. They have out of tune guitars and funky clothing. I love em.

"we love the suuubbbbsss....subs are a doooooollllllaaaarrrr off....." you know, does a dollar really matter for buying a freakin' sandwich? i dont think so. Screw the cupons. long live the spongemonkies.

spongemonkey by the real slim shady April 26, 2004

spongecake 

a anoying kid who rages at fortnite

this spongecake is anoying

spongecake by boog yt October 17, 2018