skolnik

To be obnoxiously drunk while wearing a cowboy hat in Ohio.

Yo you pulled a total skolnik last night

by Josethegoose March 24, 2024

spolnik

To be the uncoolest of the uncool.

Man, you're such a spolnik, it hurts.

by Alex Tricknizzle November 15, 2004

shkolnik

People with the last name Shkolnik are the coolest people you'll ever meet! You are very lucky if you know one, they are very cool.

Alice Shkolnik is the coolest person in the world.
You should totally be friends with Alice Shkolnik!
I want to marry Alice Shkolnik!

by LotionForkSpoon February 2, 2021

Skolnick

bad ass, indestructible, stud, isn't a punk bitch, does everything better than everyone else; asshole

dude: hey skolnick, can you help me out?
skolnick: fuck you, no. ill do it myself

by thequietsqurriel February 10, 2012