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To be the uncoolest of the uncool.
Man, you're such a spolnik, it hurts.
spolnik by Alex Tricknizzle November 15, 2004
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shkolnik 

People with the last name Shkolnik are the coolest people you'll ever meet! You are very lucky if you know one, they are very cool.
Alice Shkolnik is the coolest person in the world.
You should totally be friends with Alice Shkolnik!
I want to marry Alice Shkolnik!
shkolnik by LotionForkSpoon February 2, 2021

Skolnick 

bad ass, indestructible, stud, isn't a punk bitch, does everything better than everyone else; asshole
dude: hey skolnick, can you help me out?
skolnick: fuck you, no. ill do it myself
Skolnick by thequietsqurriel February 10, 2012
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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