skolnik 

To be obnoxiously drunk while wearing a cowboy hat in Ohio.

Yo you pulled a total skolnik last night

skolnik by Josethegoose March 24, 2024

spolnik 

To be the uncoolest of the uncool.

Man, you're such a spolnik, it hurts.

spolnik by Alex Tricknizzle November 15, 2004

shkolnik 

People with the last name Shkolnik are the coolest people you'll ever meet! You are very lucky if you know one, they are very cool.

Alice Shkolnik is the coolest person in the world.
You should totally be friends with Alice Shkolnik!
I want to marry Alice Shkolnik!

shkolnik by LotionForkSpoon February 2, 2021

Skolnick 

bad ass, indestructible, stud, isn't a punk bitch, does everything better than everyone else; asshole

dude: hey skolnick, can you help me out?
skolnick: fuck you, no. ill do it myself

Skolnick by thequietsqurriel February 10, 2012