spokesbitch Share definition Flag A female, usually attractive, who is a spokesperson for a company and the only reason she has that job is because she looks good. "Yo, I want to gape that spokesbitch in the Sobe commercial" spokesbitch by Kneesus March 23, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the spokesbitch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch