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Spoinkers 

Ugh those girls are such spoinkers
Spoinkers by mj85290539 October 6, 2016
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Spoinkers 

I like spoinkers, chubsters, any girls with a bit of meat on them!
Spoinkers by rollingclam June 15, 2016

Spoinkers 

Fans of the pig pokemon Spoink
We love spoink so much, we're spoinkers for life!
Spoinkers by suwdryed December 2, 2016
Abbreviation for Shit Oath I Pissed Meself.

Used to describe an unbelievably funny call or joke.
"Janice is better at basketball than Muz"
"hahaha soipm"
soipm by the__fellas September 5, 2016
A spiper is a fiercely loyal friend who would start a world war for you, who would go to the mat for you, who has your back in every situation. Someone who empowers you to be everything you were created to be. They have the ability to change you even though they don't. They are someone you can totally be yourself around without fear of ever being judged, condemned or rejected. A spiper is closer than a brother, a rare true friend that can be trusted with your life.
"Dude, the way you took a stand for me back there... that meant the world to me. You're a true spiper."
spiper by little red haired girl January 26, 2013
Spoice is an exclamation of gratitude towards life. It's the proper word to use when you find yourself in a situation involving a multitude of positive things at once. You may only utter it with pure joy behind it.

Derived from snowboarding culture by people living in dreamworld.
You walk into hour house to discover a bus load of cheerleaders naked on the couch because their bus broke down and their clothes got lost At this time you are permitted to yell Spoice to no one in particular, but rather to the world as a whole.
Spoice by yobeat September 6, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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