Splooj

Ejaculate; either male or female in origin

Damnit Ray! You got your splooj all over my new suede loafers!

by Seijling October 6, 2003

splooj

This word can be used in many different ways and in various situations.

To spill. To mess up. The negative result of an action.

Oh crap, I just sploojed on my shit.

Prof. Teepchit sploojed me over.

Quit sploojing, Charlie Brown.

by hoda m August 14, 2008

splooj

spliff, or other dope related smoke.

go on man light that splooj before i take your eye out with a fish

by jerico bell March 1, 2008

Sploon

to play the popular Nintendo game "Splatoon"

"Hey Jeff, wanna sploon?"
*Jeff leaves room*

by HeckinBrandon February 3, 2018

Kim Jong-Splooge

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

by big boy man March 2, 2019

Saloojee

A NYC street game from the 1940s-60s, where the victim's property, usually a hat, is taken from him and tossed back and forth amongst a group to keep it away from him while the victim attempts to recover his property by running toward each person with the hat trying to intercept it as it's tossed to someone else. A sadistic version of "Monkey in the Middle."

Give Tubby back his hat! We've been Saloojee-ing that poor shmuck for months and he just cries.

by Phuqit September 25, 2012

Sploot

When an animal, generally dogs, lay on their stomachs with their hind legs stretched outward or behind them

Billie fell asleep while splooting

by Milkycunt69 June 26, 2019