Changing relationship status in facebook and removing the notification from the time-line in a split second so that your friends won't ask you why went from married to single.
"Joyce is no longer in a relationship"...Now click "Remove" on the notification in a split second before anyone reads about the change! That is a splitsecond split.
by Lucita Jones April 18, 2010
Get the splitsecond split mug.1.) n. Jargon for an almost instant moment of time that often is used to describe a situation that won't take a lengthy amount of time.
2.) adj. Very rapid or accurate.
2.) adj. Very rapid or accurate.
1.) I'll be downstairs in a split second.
2.) In a split second, Maverick was hit by a car and was killed.
2.) In a split second, Maverick was hit by a car and was killed.
by The White Phantom June 13, 2011
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Put a ship down your enemies, crash a plane to eliminate your rivals, detonate a warehouse, cause a landslide, throw a truck, destroy a bridge, fall a chimney, explode a gas station and among others.
The game was created by the same creators of Frozen, Sophia the First, Mickey Mouse and others.
Put a ship down your enemies, crash a plane to eliminate your rivals, detonate a warehouse, cause a landslide, throw a truck, destroy a bridge, fall a chimney, explode a gas station and among others.
The game was created by the same creators of Frozen, Sophia the First, Mickey Mouse and others.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018
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Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
by erzebet333 July 25, 2010
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Get the Split second cranberry sauce mug.A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
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