A mishearing of the term spit-roast, which refers to both a method of cooking food (on a spit), and a sexual position where a woman or a man is penetrated orally and vaginally/anally, reminiscent of the cooking method.
I'm going to split-roast a pig and then your mother.
by jcvamp December 14, 2019
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A M/F/M 3 way where you penetrate front and back, and then then the dudes proceed to high five, forming a biological eiffle tower of pleasure.
Me and my brother just split roasted our mom on stage last night.
by aero.lib February 12, 2016
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A girl and boy top and tail whilst both naked. The same as a "69" the boy is licking the girl out while she gives him head.
Maz: Did you go round Mark's house last night?
Juliet: Yeah, I had a well nice split roast!
by ZoeZombie October 22, 2007
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Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.
After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.
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