Split Roast
A M/F/M 3 way where you penetrate front and back, and then then the dudes proceed to high five, forming a biological eiffle tower of pleasure.
Split Roast by aero.lib September 19, 2016
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split roast
A girl and boy top and tail whilst both naked. The same as a "69" the boy is licking the girl out while she gives him head.
split roast by ZoeZombie November 7, 2007
Split-roast
A mishearing of the term spit-roast, which refers to both a method of cooking food (on a spit), and a sexual position where a woman or a man is penetrated orally and vaginally/anally, reminiscent of the cooking method.
Split-roast by jcvamp December 13, 2019
sausage tea party spit roast
sausage tea party spit roast by iSorrowProductions October 24, 2017
mexican spit roast
To penetrate a lady from both ends simultaneously, ie orally and either anally or vaginally, whilst both male participants wear sombrero hats to protect the lady from the glare of the midday sun.
Hans and Klaus were so concerned about the intensity of the sun that they donned their sombrero's before joining Sally at the mexican spit roast. If only Andreas were able to come along with the aftersun lotion.
mexican spit roast by Hans und Klaus October 17, 2006
Spit Roast
When someone gets into a lot of trouble with the law, teachers etc because they have done something quite seriously wrong.
"oh, i got proper spit roasted by my teacher today because i did not do my homework"
"the police spit roasted me today cos i had some drugs on me"
"the police spit roasted me today cos i had some drugs on me"
Spit Roast by mike.t December 10, 2009
Spit-Roast
Spit-Roast by Jackson2222 December 5, 2017
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