splungus

n. The recognition that the events of one's life are simply occurrences and do not exist as part of a larger narrative; i.e. that one's real actions, encounters, internal thoughts and struggles do not have literary symbolism or merit, that one is not a character in the movie of their own life. The opposite of main character energy. Philosophically related to absurdism.

adj. Of or relating to the above.

Person A: I used to analyse my actions according to a variety of ironic meta-levels. Then I realized that I am a normal person who has normal human emotions and behaviors, just like everyone else.

Person B: That's pretty splungus of you.

splungus by arkhamcycle December 6, 2021

Spungus 

Spungus is a fungal growth caused by gungus. One might describe spungus as 'mushrooms growths' as well. It has led to the popular saying 'Rangle Rangle Spungus'.

Spungus is also seen as a delicacy in some parts and is frequently attributed to being a prime ingredient in the gels that cause the feelings of Tongle.

"If you have Spungus, you may want to see your physician immediately."

"Oh man, Spungus is the best thing about this ointment. It feels great in my nether areas."

Spungus by Micolash June 3, 2019

splingus 

Basically a filler word for anything that is evident through context, or not. Can refer to any anime/inanimate thing.

" ayo pass me the splingus mane."

" aight, here."

splingus by lombardisimo April 1, 2021

Slungus

1. A particular rabbit.
2. (Informal) A person who gives an ominous stare to others to give a comedic effect.

1. "That slungus at the pet center looked so cute!"

2. "That guy is such a slungus, it's so funny."

Slungus by Musinks January 5, 2023

splangus 

Splayed Angus (see also Angus) and Angry Angus.

The deliberate widening of the anal opening to allow ease of penetration.

Rod bent over and showed Leroy his spalngus begging him to pleasure him with his 18 inch sausage. Clearly Rod has gAIDS (see gAIDS)

splangus by Angry Angus June 3, 2004

splingus 

The word for someone who is more than a chotch but less than a trump

Mr. pugliese is a splingus, because he doesn’t have a car

splingus by Dominik pugliese March 13, 2018

Sclungus 

When You're Dick Is Uncomfortably Hard Around You're Guy Friend (This Is Only Applied To Guys) So You Put Your Dick Between Your Legs And Thrust Up To Pop It So You Can Turn Flaccid.

Bro I was hanging out with Jeff, and I had to do a quick Sclungus.

Sclungus by flappyflem23 June 1, 2020