splifteen

getting stoned on a work break.

hey charlie, want to join me for a splifteen when we land? <tucks joint behind ear>

by galby November 22, 2010

splifted

To be under the influence of cannabis. A combination of spliff (a joint) and lifted (the results of smoking a joint). Splifted is used to describe the mind state of being very, very stoned.

Joe: Word up holmes, I just finished my final exam and it's time to celebrate. Match up?

Fred: Sure, I'll hit up Doobies after school, grab a blunt wrap, call the dopeman, and we'll get splifted!

Joe: Fo sho!

by AndrewQuick May 21, 2006

Spliffendor

Spliff from griffendor

Ron, pass me the spliffendor

by duckster 3000 June 13, 2022

Spliffen

To go out with a group of more than three of the boys/girls and smoke multiple joints

wys

Fuck all g Wys

Going spliffen with the boys you coming?

by Dbtb99 November 6, 2019

Splifter

a really shit rollie that vaguely resembles a spliff in some sort of way.

a fucked up bifter

" i really want a splifter. do you want a splifter?"

by zcjvbrjh November 6, 2014

splifference

To split the difference; too lazy to say all three of those words.

Ex. 1
Alan: "How's this one compared to the last one?"
Brian: "Can we splifference between the two?"

Ex. 2
Alan: "Do you want me to hook you up with someone like Tiffany, or someone like Jasmine?"
Brian: "Tiffany's legs are like nom nom nom nom nom, but Jasmine's chest is like BAM! Can you splifference it?"

by ezeitgeist March 12, 2014

splittee

Someone who is sexually aroused by being split in half, either by magic trick or machete.

Where’s your partner? Oh, they’re recovering from last night. They’re quite the splittee!

What happened to your girlfriend? She tried to sit on the Washington Monument. She’s quite the splittee, you know?

by Okra Carrotte February 3, 2021