splerv dervish Share definition Flag a fat cone spliff (marijuana and tobacco). The thing about a splerv dervish is it has to be smoked by a couple of fucks. "i want hot fresh donuts for my babyfat, and some splerv dervish to go with my taint" splerv dervish by ausm Bullocks August 17, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the splerv dervish mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch