Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sabi

Splawn

The unfortunate combination of sneezing and yawning at the same time. Rarely, it can be painful if it manages to blow out your inner-ear.

After camping in the woods for a night, I woke up, stretched and then splawned. Allergies don't mix well with mornings.

Splawn by Sabi September 3, 2008

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The unfortunate combination of sneezing and yawning at the same time. Rarely, it can be painful if it manages to blow out your inner-ear.

After camping in the woods for a night, I woke up, stretched and then splawned. Allergies don't mix well with mornings.

splawn by Sabi August 30, 2008

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Q: Which garden has the most vegetables?
A: Flash Garden
(As found on Laffy Taffy wrappers)

Flash Garden by Sabi July 22, 2008

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a man who gives exaggerated attention to personal appearance. modern form of the word dandy (noun) or fop. genuinely heterosexual.

a metrosexual might remark to himself about a couple, "she's got a nice rack, he's got a nice tie."

metrosexual by Sabi December 26, 2004

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the team wearing no shirt in a game of pickup basketball.

shirts versus skins! let's hussle ladies!

skins by Sabi August 6, 2004

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