splattadoo

When you go to a kinky maid café in Japan and sexy Japanese chicks in maid outfits come to your table and they shit all over you

(Source: Game Grumps/Steam Train)

Ross: If they touch you, then you have to pay for EEEEVERYTHING
Arin: Wow okay
Ross: If they sneeze on you, you gotta pay for that
Arin: Oh geez ;^^
Ross: If they breathe on you, you gotta pay for that
Arin: What if they poop....on me?
Ross: That's about uh....tha--yeah, you gotta pay for that

Arin: That's their specialty

Ross: That's the special....they call that uh...Chocoru...Splattadoo...Special
Arin: (laughing) Chocoru Splattadoo (continues laughing)

splattadoo by Egofaptard March 14, 2014

splattoo 

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back, often used for ejaculatory target practice.

"She had a splattoo of an Irish Crucifix. I felt kinda guilty looking at it while doing her doggy style."

splattoo by Ivan September 5, 2005

Shlattydoo 

Word used by slats to define cool actions.

Shlattydoo shlattyday!
(Shh-lat-e-do)

“What in the Shlattydoo are we doing?”

Shlattydoo by Mr. Shlattydoo December 16, 2021

Splashadoodle 

When 2 fat people in hover chairs splash water at eachother. Also, splashadoodle is also known as a reference to an amazing pre-cum during sex with men.

Nathan: i splashadoodled all over Andy last night, fucking worth it

Splashadoodle by Handicap Penadoodle August 9, 2016

Splatteroonie 

The slattering of liquid and solids from a height onto a tracked bed.

They hossed the remains over the bridge and there was a splatteroonie of stuffs!

Splatteroonie by Lpc80 May 6, 2024