splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.

Excuse me, I need to "splash one".

by nashntth April 2, 2008

One handed splash

Washing just your privates with one hand in a cup shape splashing water on you.

Son- "ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower"

Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"

by son of that guy October 12, 2009

no one can deflect the emerald splash

Kakyoin: EMERALD SPLASH
Star Platinum : Deflects the Emerald splash
Kakyoin: HE JUST DEFLECTED THE EMERALD SPLASH WTF. No one can deflect the emerald splash

no one can deflect the emerald splash

by MrSmartgooserman May 16, 2022

splashzone

The area around the base of the urinal or toilet whereupon piss splashes whilst a person urinates. Not to be confused with 'splash zones' around swimming pools or at water parks.

"Honey would you please move your bunny slippers? They're in my splashzone."

by k07n January 15, 2016

splashonomics

The fiscal equivalent of #splash.

A:Its $5 to get in.
B:Are you forreal??
A:Its $10 for people who ask stupid questions. Splashonomics.

by iYakedOnYourGirl September 16, 2014

splashole

A person who drives a vehicle down a flooded street too fast, creating waves that splash into homes and businesses.

That pickup drove so fast down my flooded street it made waves that went into my house. That driver is a real splashole.

by KeyWestDan September 12, 2020