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sausage tea party spit roast

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This is a sausage teaparty spitroast
"Wow did you see that sausage tea party spit roast."
"Yea, it happens all the time."

sausage tea party spit roast

The act of screwing britain with germany in Hearts of Iron IV, by invading the north and the south simultaneously.
ISP: "If you go un Urban Dictionary and look up sausage tea party spit roast, this is what you'll see."

spit-teaser 

This occurs when you get a chick in a room alone. Make-out with her/get her really horn. Turn her around so she faces a bed, bend her over, and rip her pants down. She is expecting you to "give it to her" hard. Simply spit in her butt-crack and walk out the door, leaving her very horny and probably pissed.
Dude, I finally gave a random girl the spit-teaser last night. Boy, was she mad!
spit-teaser by Geniusfromabove February 19, 2009

Mens Tear Spit Swap 

Mens Tear Spit Swap is when two men are receiving separate blojobs whilst together. After both men ejaculate into their female companions mouths, the two women then French kiss and swap the spit’n cum, followed by a second blowjob.
Jake went on a double date with his girlfriend, Kaidyn, and his friend along with his date. Little did jake know that the girls were going to Mens Tear Spit Swap on him later that night - it only cost him a $54 Lobster Bisk.
Mens Tear Spit Swap by EggCombo December 28, 2017