When one becomes so perplexed and disorientated as a result of their environment and/or substances consumed that they suffer a spin out and lose consciousness. Usually, victims of a spin out will regain consciousness in an unfamiliar house covered in vomit.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

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verb: The act of a controlled roll off the bed or other surface close to or immediately after the male has ejaculated into his partner generally the vagina or anal cavity, this maneuver is so that the person that was just ejaculated into doesn’t spill the seamen onto the surface below thus eliminating the need for a “happy rag”.

Special credit to Jojo for coming up with this phrase.