A quaintprofessional and philosophical way of saying your reproductive organ is now filled with a respectable amount of blood to schaboink a hoe
“Yo bro how’d it go with becky last night”
“I walked in bro and told her, lets get to lick lickity splickity cause my cock is rock spifity difity and then i boinked her all night….in her sisters bed”
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."