spidy cum

When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.

When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.

spidy cum by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018

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Spicy Cum

When you cum after you masturbate for the second time after smoking a bowl and the cum feels spicy as it's coming out.

Wow, that spicy cum felt great last night; I'm so glad I decided to smoke that bowl! I guess I have been masturbating too much lately...

Spicy Cum by !@#sam#@! August 5, 2008

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spicy cum

spicy cum is when you cum all over and it lands in so hot sauce or some sort of sauce that make you mouth hot.spicy cum is every tasty and you should try to put it on a burger or some other type of food.

have you ever tried spicy cum its really hot.

spicy cum by i heart spicy cum November 14, 2022

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Spidey String Cum

Spidey String Cum means when your cum spits out in 3 (or more) different directions.

Oh damn! Sorry mate, I Spidey String Cummed all over your face. Explain to ya mum it was just a spider!

Spidey String Cum by urbanwomendestroyer June 9, 2022

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Spicy Hot Cum Shot

When you pour sriracha into your penis before you cum. Preferably during intercourse

"Tim gave Sarah a Spicy Hot Cum Shot. She's been blind for months!"

Spicy Hot Cum Shot by TheGreatWisdom77 December 15, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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