spidy cum

When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.

When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.

by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018

Spicy Cum

When you cum after you masturbate for the second time after smoking a bowl and the cum feels spicy as it's coming out.

Wow, that spicy cum felt great last night; I'm so glad I decided to smoke that bowl! I guess I have been masturbating too much lately...

by !@#sam#@! August 5, 2008

spicy cum

spicy cum is when you cum all over and it lands in so hot sauce or some sort of sauce that make you mouth hot.spicy cum is every tasty and you should try to put it on a burger or some other type of food.

have you ever tried spicy cum its really hot.

by i heart spicy cum November 14, 2022

Spidey String Cum

Spidey String Cum means when your cum spits out in 3 (or more) different directions.

Oh damn! Sorry mate, I Spidey String Cummed all over your face. Explain to ya mum it was just a spider!

by urbanwomendestroyer June 9, 2022

Spicy Hot Cum Shot

When you pour sriracha into your penis before you cum. Preferably during intercourse

"Tim gave Sarah a Spicy Hot Cum Shot. She's been blind for months!"

by TheGreatWisdom77 December 15, 2018