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spinotaur 

A person who is able to take information and spin it to be something more (or less, depending on need at the moment) than what it is.
The politician gave such an incendiary speech that only the spinotaur can get the media to not lambast him.

or

After seeing the sales figures only the best spinotaur will remain employed.
spinotaur by Sauropod March 11, 2009
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Someone who has no idea how to use the English language, yet insists on spreading his/her own horribly distorted version around the 'net, unaware or uncaring that they are demonstrating to the world just how stupid they are.
Individual #1: "Dude, you're so gullable. I wan2 kil u."

Individual #2: "You complete spidiot."
Spidiot by Samuel Wilkinson April 9, 2004

Spitnots 

this is one haoule attempt to make up his own Pidgin slang

the word is used for pistachios
There is nothing more annoying than a haoule from the mainland who tries to talk Pidgin and makes up the word "Spitnots" to mean pistachio nuts.
Spitnots by Techclerk March 26, 2010

spignotts 

Marks on your hands or fingers from excessive chewing.
Keep your hands out of your mouth. you are going to get spignotts.
spignotts by swole eye November 4, 2013
you are a spidiot why did you do that!
spidiot by 78askme90 January 30, 2016

Spignot juice 

The substance that Gay boy Patrick Mahomes snorted up his nostril.
Spignot juice is snorted.
Spignot juice by Spignot juice September 20, 2021