Definitions by Sauropod

spinotaur 

A person who is able to take information and spin it to be something more (or less, depending on need at the moment) than what it is.

The politician gave such an incendiary speech that only the spinotaur can get the media to not lambast him.

or

After seeing the sales figures only the best spinotaur will remain employed.

spinotaur by Sauropod March 11, 2009