spiderjockey 

minecraft a skeleton that rides a spider... have fun!!!!!

spiderjockey + mincraft player = OMFG!!!!!! FMLl... FML... FML... FML... FML...

spiderjockey by random guy who plays minecraft January 5, 2012

Spider Jockey 

A badass creature in Minecraft, the Spider Jockey is a Skeletal Archer literally riding on one of those giant Spiders. Luckily, the are no Cave Spider Jockeys as Beta 1.8 of the game.

Player 1: Is that skeleton riding a spider?
Player 2: Yeah, it is... RUN!
Player 1: What? Why?
Player 2: Do you know how hard one of those is?
Player 1: Pretty easy: I'll just kill it with my diamond sword.
Player 2: Go on the wiki and search Spider Jockey.
Player 1: What ev... Urrrggghhh.

Spider Jockey by LukeMCFC 141 October 14, 2011

Spidermonkey

An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.

Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.

As a Verb

"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"


As an Adjective

Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?

Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.


In the Workplace

(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.

Spidermonkey by Tiger02 February 23, 2009

Cutthroat Spidermonkey 

A cutthroat Spidermonkey, is another name for a clingy hardass bitch. The name is derived from the word Cutthroat meaning, to have no pitty and able to do anything it takes to get what one wants. A spider monkey is a tropical forest monkey that, once it finds its mate, never leaves it side, thus very clingy.

Raashmi is a Cutthroat Spidermonkey.

Cutthroat Spidermonkey by ihatechris! October 24, 2011

SpiderMonkey

Verb
The act of climbing and swinging from a tall woman during fornication. For best results the woman should be at least a foot taller than said man.

WOW, look at that tall chick. I would love to SpiderMonkey all over her.

SpiderMonkey by MGranks01 January 20, 2009

Spidermonkey

Little bits of nugget poo rapped in anal pubes

I have some lovley Spidermonkeys

Spidermonkey by cheesetastegood February 22, 2010

Spidermonkey

Shit in your hand and then sling it on someone using the spiderman finger position.

I like to reach in the toilet grab some poo and spidermonkey her face.

Spidermonkey by Skraps0331 July 1, 2011