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A badass creature in Minecraft, the Spider Jockey is a Skeletal Archer literally riding on one of those giant Spiders. Luckily, the are no Cave Spider Jockeys as Beta 1.8 of the game.
Player 1: Is that skeleton riding a spider?
Player 2: Yeah, it is... RUN!
Player 1: What? Why?
Player 2: Do you know how hard one of those is?
Player 1: Pretty easy: I'll just kill it with my diamond sword.
Player 2: Go on the wiki and search Spider Jockey.
Player 1: What ev... Urrrggghhh.
by LukeMCFC 141 October 14, 2011

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The Collector Base/ Ending of Mass Effect 2.
Commander Shepard didn't survive the suicide mission.
by LukeMCFC 141 April 01, 2012

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