Sphincterpup

Boobies are called pups or puppies and butt cheeks and butt holes are called sphincterpups

I have to play with the sphincterpups tonight babe…

by Jaesin Canaan Willcock September 20, 2023

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sphincterpalooza

A festive gathering of butt plungers for the express purpose of anal plundering and dick swizzling, followed by a nice potluck picnic.

Barney couldn't wait to lube up, don his rubber chaps, and head on off to sphincterpalooza for some good old fashioned colon plunging.

by Sammy Davis III October 20, 2007

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SphincterPhone

Device invented by (Bob Dylan's) drummer Sandy Konikoff, a microphone inserted into the anus and used to achieve drumbeats by pounding or slapping the legs and chest.

Ned Doheny: That SphincterPhone makes you look like an electric rat.

by Lo Beedle January 26, 2004

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Telephone capable of bypassing the earpiece and mouthpiece by use of a small speaker and microphone. This device was designed with two uses in mind:

1. place the device in a room so that multiple people can converse with the person(s) on the other end of the line

2. allows user to converse without holding a handset to the ear and mouth..."handsfree"

The amazing thing about this device is that, regardless of the application, everybody sounds like an asshole.

Dude, watch what you're saying...I've got you on sphincterphone.

by Mistr_Sir January 11, 2008

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