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sphincter sprinkler 

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack
yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

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sphincter sprinkler 

The process by which ejaculate is sprayed/ sprinkled by a penis onto an asshole.
That homo is a prime example of a sphincter sprinkler.
sphincter sprinkler by J April 28, 2003

Sphincter Sprinkler 

When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.
I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.
Sphincter Sprinkler by Gordy W. March 6, 2025

Arabian Sphinkter Tickle

Where you lick your partner's asshole, and sream, "Alalalalalalalalalalaa"
Yo, Mike! why you lookin so down today?

The bitch gave me an Arabian Sphinkter Tickle... it was disgusting, so I dumped the bitch while she was givin me the usual Cleveland Steamer.

sphinkter 

ass hole
Ass sphinkter says, what?
sphinkter by ansf g February 4, 2004

Regina Sphinkter

When someone encircles your butthole with their finger (preferrably pinky) while orally stimulating you, gradually easing the finger inside of you until they are knuckle deep in your pooper. Surprisingly sensual and recommended for uninhibited and particularly dirt nasty couples. Named after the equally surprisingly erotic musical artist Regina Spektor.
Me: Dude, Wayne gave me a Regina Sphinkter last night unexpectedly and who knew I was such a filthy, filthy whore!

Them: Um, everyone?

Me: That's beside the point! Reg Sphinks rule!!!!

spinkter 

its the skin around your poopy hole!!!! it tastes good
spinkter by WOMPER June 7, 2003
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