sharp as a sphere

Someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.

Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

Britney Spheres

To possess a chest like that of Britney Spears' circa 2003

Shawn: Yo bro did you check out that girl? She had Britney Spheres!
Johanssen: Totally saw them

by da_thug44 October 31, 2007

spheres of influence

boobs
tits
breasts
especially when large
i.e. c cups or bigger

After i saw the waitress's spheres of influence peeking out of her shirt, i couldn't help giving her a big tip.

by backtothefuturemobile July 22, 2006

spiraling sphere

The english word of Rasengan.Which is from Naruto.

"SPIRALING SPHERE!"
*dude getting hit*"OUUUUCCCHHH!!!!"

by NotTehPwnerer August 19, 2006

sphere satchel

ball sack

That kid kicked me square in my sphere satchel!

by SnooterBoy June 10, 2009

Stinker Spheres

A fancier way of saying balls.

I do say, my Stinker Spheres do quite itch

by ballsman3000 October 7, 2021

Sphere Tackle

When you're running inside a human sized hamster ball and you knock down an unsuspecting victim. Very similiar to Stone Colsd Steve Austins Spear tackle.

Charly: Craig was being a cunt that day, so i fucken' sphere tackled the dropkick to the ground on our bi-anual human hamster race

by moistbananabread April 9, 2017