spestice 

Someone so unbeliably stupid that you cannot possibly think of another word to call them.

Tony: Hey Josh, did you fuck my girl?
Josh: Nah it was an accident I slipped into dat pussy :)
Tony: Wow, what a fucking spestice!!!

spestice by NightCrawlerxoxo November 14, 2017

spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

spesticles by God May 13, 2005

Spesticle 

Combination of a Speck and a Testicle

Short for Specky Testicle

“Jill you spesticle!”

Spesticle by Cacophonous_Shart June 15, 2021