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Sperm farter 

A term used to refer to someone as gay or homosexual, because after having gay sex they would have semen in their asshole and would fart it out. Often used towards straight men as a derogatory comment.
Dude, Ryan is such a sperm farter

Spermartini 

A classic vermouth cocktail with an olive and a good dash of jizz.

Virgin Spermartini is the socially more acceptable form with vanilla ice cream minus the olive.
Damn, I got dolfed, there´s an olive in my Virgin Spermartini! I hope I don´t get superaids...
Spermartini by TopGunther February 20, 2011
when your penis farts and cums
I just spermfarted on my thigh
Spermfart by Butt Sauce April 20, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016