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sperm bag 

A sperm bag is a slut and whore and harlot and strumpet and slattern who thinks nothing of swallowing large amounts of sperm or receiving such amounts of sperm via being fucked either in the arse or pussy!. This could be a male or female so let's not be prejudice here.
This sperm bag is full of hot cum and slutty sperm,for all to see
sperm bag by gaz999 September 13, 2016
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sperm bag 

A bag (shopping bag, trash bag etc) that a male uses to ejaculate in while masterbating to maintain unsoiled bed sheets and to conceal evidence of pleasure from parents.
After my dad discovered and disposed of my sperm bag hiding under my bed, he thought it was a good opportunity to talk to me about my hormones, how to properly use a condom and the benefits of practicing safe sex.
sperm bag by ericjr85 January 11, 2012

chocolate sperm bag 

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.
"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."
chocolate sperm bag by Jon April 13, 2004

sperm bags 

A alternative description of balls, testicles, scrotum, sacks, plums, eggs.
Oh, I pissed her off and she hit me straight in the sperm bags.
sperm bags by Jaybee_87 September 20, 2020

Spermbag 

A disrespectful way to identify a man. The word was first used by the bartender of a lesbian bar in the series "Fresh off the boat".
Are these two spermbags causing you any trouble?
Spermbag by Drivermate August 31, 2015
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