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speights 

special piss enjoyed in great hotels throughout southland
ill have a speights thanks mate
speights by jamesspeight April 24, 2009
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Speights 

Ramming your dick so far in a girls ass that she screams "Daddy, I can taste it in my mouth!!!"
I want you to speights me Daddy!!!

Speighting

Hanging around for a while in a train station.
I was Speighting for half an hour the other day!
Speighting by ChicoSush April 14, 2008

Lester Speight

An incredible cool huge black actor who is famous for the office linebacker ''Terry Tate.'' He's also known as Cole Train (Gears of War), Blue (Norbit) and an huge prisoner in Prison Break.
"The pain train's comin'", "Don't bring that weak ass stuff up in this humpy-bumpy" - Quotes from Lester Speight as Terry Tate
Lester Speight by Toreshinbo October 16, 2010
A russian name meaning fun, awesome, and a name to be jealous of
That Speight guy is really cool

I wish i could be Speight, because they are so cool
Speight by bejealoussir October 2, 2011

Mark Speight 

Reported missing on the 8th of april 2008, 5 days later he was found dead in Paddington Station, suspected suicide because of the depression he suffered after the death of his girlfriend.
Former presenter of the tv programme smart, which many of us, grew up with and loved like hell. what a fantastic bloody man he was.
Mark Speight died, half of the people born in 1993/2 cried.
oh i'll miss your sweet sweet face.
Mark Speight by ah that sucks. January 9, 2010

Speight's 

Favourite beer in New Zealand. Remarkably tasteless and weak but perfect for volume drinking.
Drink Speight's - lose your mates
Speight's by Standoc September 6, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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