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Speedo Man 

A man that is a strong swimmer and wears a Speedo with complete confidence.

He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.

Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...
I think I've spotted a Speedo Man. I'm so jealous, I wish I was as confident as him, wow he's a really good swimmer too.
Speedo Man by Leo Fitzgerald January 15, 2024

Spedo man 

A superhero that wears Speedos and is a pedo. If you need to find him, you know where he is, the public park
Spedo man by The spiderman September 19, 2018

Spedo-man 

A superhero that wears Speedos and is a pedo. If you need to find him, you know where he is, the public park
Ahhhhh it's spedo-man
Spedo-man by The spiderman September 19, 2018

Maniac-in-a-speedo'd 

To be hacked to pieces by a maniac in speedos carrying a chainsaw. From Teen Girl Squad
What's Her Face and The Ugly One got Maniac-in-a-speedo'd at camp. (Pedantic bastards)
Maniac-in-a-speedo'd by Snake July 19, 2006

Oreo Speedman 

The Coolest Motherfucker In The World, Better Than Obama And Hitler Put Together.
hey oreo speedman! i wish i was cool like you
Oreo Speedman by Oreo Speedman February 7, 2010

Mandy Speed 

Man, that truck was going Mandy Speed!
Mandy Speed by ChazetheChat November 7, 2010