Speedee 

The McDonalds clown before Ronald. He had a tray on his head with hamburgers that came back when he took it off the tray. He had a blet like it too. He was fired because there was an alka-seltzer medicine called speedy and people thought that McDonalds made you sick so you'd have to buy Speedy. Also, because he was overweight.

see Ronald cuz hes cool

Person 1:I miss Speedee!
person 2: why? you want diarhhea?

Speedee by Sie May 30, 2006

Scapegoat Speeder 

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.

Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"

Scapegoat Speeder by drummergirl935 May 10, 2009

Sped Speeder 

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.

The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.

Sped Speeder by Mike Kobi November 19, 2003

follow the speeder 

A phenomenon in which other motorists wishing to speed locate a speeder, and all follow him or her in hope that if a police officer is waiting to pull a speeding car over that the only one who will get the ticket will be the person in front. Can also be used to give people behind the person in front time to slow down if the person in front spots a patrol car. This will sometimes work, but police will sometimes use 'speed traps' to set up several patrol cars down the road so they can pull a pack of cars over.

I was too tired to look for cop cars that day, so when I saw a car speeding along in the left lane at 85 mph with another car close behind, I put on my blinker and played a bit of 'follow the speeder'.

follow the speeder by ShadowCreator October 5, 2007

dyslexic speedreaders 

Two Hollywood rappers and cracker from Oakland form one of the most outrageous hip hop acts on earth. Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, and Dirt Nasty combine efforts to represent the Hollywood lifestyle better than Lohan and her coked out fun. With outrageous backstage antics and songs like "Last Night A BJ Saved My Life" and "My Dick", Dyslexic Speedreaders have taken the underground hip hop scene to another level.

In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills, tipsy all scotch and whiskey sniffin' blow through hundred dollar bills. Those Dyslexic Speedreaders know how to shake the bacon.

dyslexic speedreaders by Karaudio October 8, 2007

Speeder 

a fast spider.

Guy1:look a speeder
Guy2 let's get away while we still can

Speeder by This is how my shit is April 28, 2020

Piggyback speeder 

This is the person who drives somewhat close behind someone else who is speeding so that the first person will hopefully get the ticket, but the second person can still speed.

I had to make it home really fast yesterday, so I became a piggyback speeder behind this guy in a Corvette.

Piggyback speeder by YourMom24981 June 15, 2009