speed bump

1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.

2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals
by Light Joker August 22, 2007
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speed bump

1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship

2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.

3. A fat ass
1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot

2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.

3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey
by Tip-drill February 27, 2008
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speed bump

"I was having sex and my mom came in then left quickly"
"OOOO,speed bump"
"Yeah"
by Adam Q. September 22, 2005
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speed bump

What surfers refer to as someone in the water on a body board or boogie board. AKA sponger.
"That stupid speed bump dropped in on my wave!"
by soulovely April 01, 2010
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speed bump

The significant other of the girl/guy you are trying to pick up.
"So I'm talking her up, and I find out she has a speed bump."
"Sorry to hear that, man."
by willard3 February 26, 2008
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You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at Bar and as always there this one chick (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.
I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or heavy set (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.
by earjacker September 23, 2008
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speed bump

while getting road head, the man swirves to hit the curb on purpose, causing the woman to chock on the penis
I was getting road head from this girl and I totally speed bumped her.
by The Birdwatcher March 24, 2003
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