speed baggin'

Working the clit from both sides simultaneously as if you were working a speed bag. 1,2,3, one, 1,2,3, two, 1,2,3, three....

Bones: Did you hear I went out with Jules last weekend?
Fav: Hell no ! Lucky you ! Did you do any clam stabbin' ?
Bones: Didn't I tell you I've got the wounded Marlin ?
Fav: Shit, no. D'ya get anything ?
Bones: Just did a little speed baggin'. I'll be back to my old self next week.
Fav: You'll bounce back kid ! Right'o !

by Fav February 15, 2008

speed baggin

the act of repeatedly bangin your ball bag off of a girls chin while recieving head.

Tracy's chin was sore after i was done speed baggin her.

by speed bagger March 30, 2007

speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

Speed Bagging

When a man hits the womans uvula repeatedly with his cock

My favorite part of foreplay is the Speed Bagging

by The Ghostface May 10, 2008

Speed Bagging

A sexual act wherein one male partner maintains a squatting position whilst the other partner, male or female, lays underneath and goes to pound town on the testicles with both their fists.

"why can't you walk straight?"
"I was on the receiving end of speed bagging last night"

by Fusion2410 February 26, 2019

speed bagging

To diddle the clit rapidly until orgasm. The act takes on the visual of a boxer hitting the speed bag. Also known as "speed bagging the clit" or "speed bag the clit"

You say you're eating her out yet no orgasm yet? Are you not speed bagging her? Well, then there's your problem, many women need their clit speed bagged to reach orgasm.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 2, 2009

speed bagging

The act of quickly tea bagging individuals from a high speed carousel.

Cooter was successfully speed bagging at least 9 people from the merry go round! Did you see that?!

Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!

by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012