Spear Dick

Verb;

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1.An act of dominating an opponent.

2.to beat an opponent while displaying a high degree of skill and style.

3.To kick the proverbial shit out of someone.

4.To administer a particularly rough act of sex.

5.To be the victim of an unfortunate calamity.

"I spear dicked your mom so bad last night."

"The teacher spear dicked me on that project"

"Cross me again and I will spear dick the shit out of you"

by Jeff and Adrian November 16, 2011

Dick Smear

When a friend rubs his penis on another friends leg during an intense game of Rock Band.

Ant dick smeared Peter when he was playing Enter Sandman.

by SgtDucky13 October 12, 2008

Dick-speare genre

the narrative genre which focuses on the plight of the urban disadvantaged (seen in Charles Dickens tales) mixed with intricately tragic plots and complex human characters (trademarked by William Shakespeare).

HBO's "The Wire" is the epitome of the Dick-speare genre, focusing on the plight of youths in Baltimore, and providing plot twists and tragic heroes which would move even the Bard.

by ejukator February 23, 2011

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016