spazwhack 

1. A person who is a superlative spaz.
2. An exceptional act of spazing out.

1. Holy crap, Jen's a spazwhack!
2. Everything was fine until she spazwhacked.

spazwhack by Andy McGann October 18, 2004

Sauwhack 

The embodiment of everything imaginable, unimaginable, possible, impossible, existent, non-existent, known, unknown, thinkable, unthinkable, created, uncreated, discovered, undiscovered, fictional, nonfictional, perceived, unperceived. The only thing in this world that is absolutely and infinite and finite.

There is no greater power than this. To hold the power of the force of Sauwhack, is for one to rule nations and worlds. - Sir Sauwhackadamus III

Sauwhack by SleazyBreezy September 8, 2020

statwhacker 

Someone who spends a large chunk of a Sunday during football season checking their fantasy football team and looking at porn. Doesn't have a girlfriend.

Phil won't play hoops; he's a dedicated statwhacker.

Gary: So, we going up to Chili's to split a two for twenty?
Tod: Nah, I'm gonna be statwhacking the rest of the day.

statwhacker by statwhacker September 13, 2009

spazwank 

Word used to describe someone who is a spastic and a wanker.

look at him over there he's a spazwank

spazwank by Billymanderian January 17, 2009

Shazwhackle 

Shazwhackle can easily take the place of regular words when they just aren't strong enough to give whatever is happening justice.

Can be used in painful situations, hilarious situations or feats of pure awesomeness.

For more info see Shazwhackle com and "What is Shazwhackle?"

Holy crap that guy got Shazwhackled!!

Wow did you see him Whackle the Shaz out of that golf ball?

Shazwhackle by Shazwhackle.com August 9, 2010

Shawhack

Whack Ass Shwagg.

He Has Shawhack.

booty swagg shwag bitch brah pussy

Shawhack by Silly_White_Girl April 4, 2011

Shamwhack 

When a girl (or guy) jacks you off, usually in the shower; using SHAMPOO as the lubricant.

"We took a shower together & all I got was a shamwhack"

Shamwhack by Slappy_h3 September 6, 2013