slamwhack 

When an IT Person fucks something up...

You can also call the person who is causing the problem Slamwhack.

Why are the phones down again???" "Awww, slamwhack must be screwing around with them" or "What happened to the server, ive lost everything!" "No way, you have been slamwhacked mate"

slamwhack by locallinkup June 10, 2010

Sauwhack 

The embodiment of everything imaginable, unimaginable, possible, impossible, existent, non-existent, known, unknown, thinkable, unthinkable, created, uncreated, discovered, undiscovered, fictional, nonfictional, perceived, unperceived. The only thing in this world that is absolutely and infinite and finite.

There is no greater power than this. To hold the power of the force of Sauwhack, is for one to rule nations and worlds. - Sir Sauwhackadamus III

Sauwhack by SleazyBreezy September 8, 2020

statwhacker 

Someone who spends a large chunk of a Sunday during football season checking their fantasy football team and looking at porn. Doesn't have a girlfriend.

Phil won't play hoops; he's a dedicated statwhacker.

Gary: So, we going up to Chili's to split a two for twenty?
Tod: Nah, I'm gonna be statwhacking the rest of the day.

statwhacker by statwhacker September 13, 2009

slamtrack 

the playlist you make to cover your sex noises

thanks for making that slamtrack, your girlfriends way to loud sometimes.

slamtrack by bear gryls January 21, 2010

Shazwhackle 

Shazwhackle can easily take the place of regular words when they just aren't strong enough to give whatever is happening justice.

Can be used in painful situations, hilarious situations or feats of pure awesomeness.

For more info see Shazwhackle com and "What is Shazwhackle?"

Holy crap that guy got Shazwhackled!!

Wow did you see him Whackle the Shaz out of that golf ball?

Shazwhackle by Shazwhackle.com August 9, 2010

spazwhack 

1. A person who is a superlative spaz.
2. An exceptional act of spazing out.

1. Holy crap, Jen's a spazwhack!
2. Everything was fine until she spazwhacked.

spazwhack by Andy McGann October 18, 2004

Shamwhack 

When a girl (or guy) jacks you off, usually in the shower; using SHAMPOO as the lubricant.

"We took a shower together & all I got was a shamwhack"

Shamwhack by Slappy_h3 September 6, 2013