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Irish Water Spaniel 

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.
Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'
Irish Water Spaniel by Ayra April 8, 2010
Related Words
Spasino, a portmanteau of spa and casino.
Terry: "Damn. This place is luxe."
Boyle: "Yeah, I've been trying to get Jake down there forever. Had I known all it'd take was a few broken bones, I would've hit him with a baseball bat years ago!"
Jake: "Mm-mm."
Boyle: "Sarge, it's a spa and a casino. A spasino!"
Jake: "One of the room service options is a carving station. ♪ Talkin' prime rib in bed! ♪ And what's this? I'm using a blanket as a napkin. That's fancy. That's fancy."
Boyle: "Real fancy."
spasino by natalie portmanteaux August 3, 2023

Spaniel Shot 

A topless photograph of a girl with particularly droopy bosoms.

Derived from the term 'Spaniels Ears'.
"Oh man, I finally persuaded Jo to send me a picture of her tits last night, turned out it was a right Spaniel Shot, I had to kick her to the curb"
Spaniel Shot by CF Enterprises November 16, 2011

caca spaniel 

A dog pooping on a baby.

- First heard on How I Met Your Mother
Dude, google caca spaniel! It's hilarious!

randy spaniel 

One who has the desire or tendency to chase skirt or some other appealing object.
Burton Guster, you randy little spaniel.

Smelling that pizza is making me one randy spaniel.
randy spaniel by thornhero March 4, 2011

Spase PeePole 

People who are so ugly or weird looking that they are said to be from outer space. They don't even spell it right though.
"They come from spase so they don't come from here. These are the spase peepole. They are from...A different...Planet. Spase peepole. They're not of this earth. They're from outer spase. Oooh spase peepole. Spase Peepole. Spase Peepole. I was outside one day in my backyard, and I saw the spase peepole come down in my yard. They said: 'We're not from here. We're spase peepole. We're not of this earth, cause we are from spase. Oooh spase peepole. Spase peepole. Spase peepole. We're spase peepole ----We Am Spase Peepole"
Spase PeePole by Shawon April 17, 2003