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sparkletower 5000 

collective name for the female sexual reproductive system.

origin: comes from what happens when you take a mould of the female genitalia and sprinkle it with glitter
girl 1: omg my lady parts hurt!
girl 2: you mean your sparkletower 5000?
sparkletower 5000 by H&R Block January 1, 2022

Sparkleover 

Sparkleover is a saying used frequently by fans of the web comic, Sparklecare, as a way of saying that something is over, in reference to "its joever". The phrase is usually used a joke within the fandom, although it can be used in a serious matter. It's also part of the language, "Sparklish".
you : I've been banned from the sparklecare website..
someone : It's so sparkleover...
Sparkleover by YouKneeSC June 7, 2023

sparklepowerrr 

The greatest person alive but only comes around once a week
YAY SPARKLEPOWERRR JOINED AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
sparklepowerrr by Mav4ricka October 24, 2019

Sparkleberry 

Sparkleberry is a "My Little Pony" type pony who's butt shines like a diamond in the sky. Because the little symbol on its butt like that of most "little ponies" is very glittery.
"Have you seen my pony Sparkleberry?!?!?"
"I think I saw him in your neighbor's front yard hiding behind the tree."