span span 

Using the colbourne doubling technique span a completely ordinary word is made into an insult, it effectivly means monkey fest but knowing this means it insults many ppl.

You are such a span span and ur also retarded.

span span by twigon July 16, 2008

Life span of an idiot 

Idiots only live up to 16 years and 4 months

The life span of an idiot is only up to 16 years and 5 months old so take real good care of your idiots

Life span of an idiot by dynamicmodel2.0 April 8, 2021

emo life span

About 18 years

Dave: I've never seen an emo pensioner, I wonder why?
Bob: that's because they all hang themselve before the age of 18. That's an average emo life span

emo life span by Kellin.quinns.eyelash June 21, 2017

Youtube Attention Span

Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.

Jill: Watch this video!
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*

Youtube Attention Span by FreeCottonCandy August 1, 2010

C-SPAN Challenge 

The C-SPAN Challenge is the attempt to successfully bring oneself to orgasm while watching the Cable-Satellite Public Affairs Network.

I tried the C-SPAN Challenge, but couldn't get off when they began that memorial to deceased soldiers.

C-SPAN Challenge by thee-emster February 23, 2020

Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.

Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.

Spic and Span swipe by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018

Life span of an idiot 

idiots live from 12-13 years on average a few months after their birthday. they tend to get strange rushes of energy and do stupid things.

Life span of an idiot

Life span of an idiot by emmy_thebug March 17, 2022