Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Simpette 

The female version of a simp ; places a person they’re romantically attracted to on a pedestal the shouldn’t be on/ thinks higher of them than she should.
“Rebecca is such a simpette , she’s all over them for no reason.”
Simpette by RougeBerry April 12, 2020

simpette 

A female version of a simp; A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: Stop being a simpette for Anthony! He clearly does not like you.
simpette by Wackymolly May 19, 2020

Simpette 

A: Bro this girl bought me a secret labs chair and sent me $400 for pictures of my abs, what a simpette.
Simpette by smarsbar April 10, 2020

Simpette 

Simpette: A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt and cheat on them but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."
Simpette by SorrySally April 5, 2020

Spampede 

When someone posts so many times on a message board their name is the only one on the first page.
"AK went on a spampede on the EPC message board this morning"

Simpette 

A female who simps and or is chasing you and trying to sleep with you
her: hey Wanna Fuck
Me: nah im not bustin for you i have priorities you Simpette
Simpette by Simp-ette February 15, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Load more