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spam head 

A large quantity of fore head. bigger than 9cm. spam fritters spam cakes big juicy spam
pretty boy who finks he is sick n bops rand wid his hands down of pants. yo dat boys got a spam. Aka THOMAS ALAN WILLIAMS.
spam head by lil b n jam May 13, 2005

Spam Head 

Adjective
The presence of smacking yourself on your forehead to deal with distress
My teacher:
Pointing at my insecure ass for talking to my friend
Me: *Spam head*
Spam Head by Mig1803uel April 30, 2021

Head Spam 

The act of passing out on one's keyboard to create a long line of random key strokes in a chat room.
<CoolGuy105> lulz that guy got pwnd XD
<UpYours420> Ha, suck on that bee-otch
<ThatGuyOverThere> I think he did pretty good.
<noobKnight>wpbiwffrvvvvvvvvvvvvvgbbbbhnyuj7mik8,lil'
<CoolGuy105> wtf
<noobKnight> k,,,,,,,,,llll,hjgnhjkh,khl.;/'
<UpYour420> dude i think he passed out
<noobKnight> wrgfwirfhiwrljgtbmhnjmk.;;./
<CoolGuy105> dammit were getting head spamed.
Head Spam by JoshMi July 27, 2011

Head Spam 

When useless things become embedded in your brain and you keep thinking about it all the time.
"Dude, that song is whack! But it's so catchy I've got it stuck in my head now. Major Head Spam!"

spamhead 

meaning - large forehead
Originated at Parklands Secondary school, Bexley, (UK) in 1970's
On his first day at the school, follically challenged and slightly effiminate French Language Teacher Mr Samuel Pam was powerless to prevent 1,200 boys adopting a new craze of slapping each others foreheads and coining the phrase Spamhead after we saw that he signed his name SPAM on our report cards.
Mr Pam valliantly endured 12 years of this torture before taking early retirement.
Term later went on to be used as a general discription for anyone who committed the cardinal sin of being boffin or acting a "bit gay"
Teacher - "why did you hit Jones?"
Boy A - "Well, he was being a spamhead"
Boy B - "No i'm not he spammed me for nuffink!
"
spamhead by Daveyboy Snotling January 28, 2007

spamhead 

Spamhead example- Sarah ''Shnevs'' Nevins
spamhead by ladsontour10 August 1, 2010