spalz

Cry laugh

to cry laugh so hard you spalz

i spalzed so hard

by kazed March 7, 2021

Orange Spaz

Name for Donald Trump.

'That fucking depraved orange spaz gonna be impeached soon, dude!'

'Yup, hoe, it's finally happening."

by 1dead November 1, 2019

Alessio Scalzotto

An actor and musician that everyone loves and you're crazy if you dont like him. He is so pure and cute and he deserves the world. He recently stared in Rim of The World

Alessio scalzotto puts his cereal in and than his milk

by Zotto_australia June 3, 2019

bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron

A person who seems to only function in an idiotic, hyperactive way. You know.... those crazy idiots you meet on the street - yeah that's them, you know... the ones that threaten you with a broken bottle because they're too drunk to pick anything else up ? ... yeah that's who I am talking about. They're the ones who may have invented the word insane... not sure yet, need to do actual research for once.... but you know if you dealt with crazy people throwing their bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron ideas at you you'd call them a bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron I mean am i wrong ?

In response to an incident where said (bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron) tried to stab me because I asked him to remove the shopping cart he left behind my car, blocking me in, and leaving his cell phone inside, I called him and recorded a message....' A RECORDED MESSAGE ' (In Russian Accent) - "Hello, bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron, listen to voice recorded message that I worked so hard on. At least in Russia people RESPECT voice recorded messages... unlike dirty, filthy, Americans." - The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master.

by Cheeseball Alcatraz August 30, 2021

spaz car

A three wheeled vehicle distributed to the handicapped by the British Government in the 1970s (some kind of conspiracy to eradicate them perhaps). They all came in the same ugly light-blue colour.

"Urgh...look at John's cardigan, it's spaz-car blue!"

by Twizla January 26, 2005

Spal

Een leraar/docent (m/v) die op een saaie en vervelende manier les geeft, en zijn/haar vakgebied eigenlijk niet echt goed beheerst. Hij/zij maakt geen grapjes en houdt zich angstvallig aan powerpointpresentaties.

Mark : “Hey, hoe ging je eerste week op school?”
“Oh, goed, we hadden een paar toffe docenten, maar ook een spal voor Frans”.

by 1 Force Air October 7, 2020

spanz

Derived for spares me the imformation when getting talked to while your chilling. The word was devevolped in the Buds beach area on the Gold Coast in the early 90's.

Brown Hill- Oi Dib was at work in the lift sharft today and i had Wog's Flano on and it got lit up with the welder.

Dib is chillin on the green couch- Spanz me Brown Hill!

Brown Hill- Oh stuff you Dib i might move out to the bush you can talk to them out there!

by Chicken 04 August 17, 2009