spagnut
David is being a spagnut again.
spagnut by Horatio Belvedere August 20, 2005
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stagnut
by squeezing the base of the penis, near the ball sack. And slowing down the eruption or seaman, just in time to warn her it was about to be unloaded in her mouth, vagina or anus.
I was trying to warn her by tapping her on the head, so i attempted to stagnut, but could not stop the surge from going into her mouth.
stagnut by Dr. roosternu August 5, 2009
Spagnualo
Sexy, hot, big boobies, blonde hair, usually green eyes. Slim body & Is very outgoing. Gets all the guys, loves to live life to its fullest. Usually a great girlfriend, and is very funny. Loves animals, and good at sports.
Spagnualo by Heather Yeager. December 9, 2011
spugnut
A male, (usually a young man) who is a loner, idiot, cringey, ugly little rat of a human being.
Can also be used to describe a close friend.
Can also be used to describe a close friend.
spugnut by JimmyOD123 July 24, 2016
shagnut
This term defines an especially hairy human male. Often attributed to Italian men.
Root Words - Shag : long, thick carpet or hair, usually messy and tangled. Nuts : Balls.
Singular Plural - Shagnuts : referring to a pair of testicles encased in a very hairy nutsac.
Root Words - Shag : long, thick carpet or hair, usually messy and tangled. Nuts : Balls.
Singular Plural - Shagnuts : referring to a pair of testicles encased in a very hairy nutsac.
Guy # 1 : Fuck, dude. You are one hairy bastard. Your arms look like a Wookie's.
Guy # 2 : Yeah, I was able to grow a mustache when I was 11 years old.
Guy # 1 : You fuckin' shagnuts.
Guy # 2 : Yeah, I was able to grow a mustache when I was 11 years old.
Guy # 1 : You fuckin' shagnuts.
shagnut by blackholepcs July 8, 2009
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