shagnut

This term defines an especially hairy human male. Often attributed to Italian men.

Root Words - Shag : long, thick carpet or hair, usually messy and tangled. Nuts : Balls.

Singular Plural - Shagnuts : referring to a pair of testicles encased in a very hairy nutsac.

Guy # 1 : Fuck, dude. You are one hairy bastard. Your arms look like a Wookie's.

Guy # 2 : Yeah, I was able to grow a mustache when I was 11 years old.

Guy # 1 : You fuckin' shagnuts.

by blackholepcs July 8, 2009

Shagnetic

When sexual chemistry is so intense that opposing genitalia are being drawn together like a magnet...

(during doggy style)

"see me and you sweetheart.... its like.... its like we're just... shagnetic.. !!"

by JamboLAD February 16, 2020

sagnut

a condition where the testes satchel contains such a large quantity of semen, due to lack of sexual activity with the ladies, that its only purpose in life is to sag.

thats a massive case of sagnut!
check out the sagnut on that guy!
suck on this sagnut you son of a bitch!

by Angz September 23, 2007

stagnut

by squeezing the base of the penis, near the ball sack. And slowing down the eruption or seaman, just in time to warn her it was about to be unloaded in her mouth, vagina or anus.

I was trying to warn her by tapping her on the head, so i attempted to stagnut, but could not stop the surge from going into her mouth.

by Dr. roosternu August 5, 2009

Shagnet

A being who gets sex whenever they want, wherever they go. For free. Shag+Magnet= Shagnet.

Paul= Do you know how many people he has slept with?
Roy= Yeah 35 or something, hes a Shagnet.

by Lost Connection December 29, 2009

spagnut

A foolish and occasionally irritating person.

David is being a spagnut again.

by Horatio Belvedere August 20, 2005

Shanut

The hottest type of girl in the world. Arabian decent.

That Shanut girl is a hot motherfuker

by boy in <3 May 13, 2005