shagnut

This term defines an especially hairy human male. Often attributed to Italian men.

Root Words - Shag : long, thick carpet or hair, usually messy and tangled. Nuts : Balls.

Singular Plural - Shagnuts : referring to a pair of testicles encased in a very hairy nutsac.

Guy # 1 : Fuck, dude. You are one hairy bastard. Your arms look like a Wookie's.

Guy # 2 : Yeah, I was able to grow a mustache when I was 11 years old.

Guy # 1 : You fuckin' shagnuts.

shagnut by blackholepcs July 8, 2009

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Shagnetic

When sexual chemistry is so intense that opposing genitalia are being drawn together like a magnet...

(during doggy style)

"see me and you sweetheart.... its like.... its like we're just... shagnetic.. !!"

Shagnetic by JamboLAD February 16, 2020

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shagnut • sagnut • Shagnet • Shagnetic • Shagnum • Shagunt • Shanut • shaznut • Shgnut • Slagnut

sagnut

a condition where the testes satchel contains such a large quantity of semen, due to lack of sexual activity with the ladies, that its only purpose in life is to sag.

thats a massive case of sagnut!
check out the sagnut on that guy!
suck on this sagnut you son of a bitch!

sagnut by Angz September 23, 2007

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stagnut

by squeezing the base of the penis, near the ball sack. And slowing down the eruption or seaman, just in time to warn her it was about to be unloaded in her mouth, vagina or anus.

I was trying to warn her by tapping her on the head, so i attempted to stagnut, but could not stop the surge from going into her mouth.

stagnut by Dr. roosternu August 5, 2009