Slagnut

portsmouth slang for a complete dirtbox whore

ie katie price is a slagnut

by cuntmccuntor May 31, 2010

Slagut

When you can't decide if a woman (or a man for that matter) is a slag or a slut

Look at the way he puts himself about, he's a proper slagut

by simonthedon August 21, 2009

sagnut

a condition where the testes satchel contains such a large quantity of semen, due to lack of sexual activity with the ladies, that its only purpose in life is to sag.

thats a massive case of sagnut!
check out the sagnut on that guy!
suck on this sagnut you son of a bitch!

by Angz September 23, 2007

Slapnut

A term used by Jeff Jarrett in wCw to insult the fans. (Based off other definition of Slapnut)

"Listen up all you slapnuts, I am the chosen one."

by ZJP April 22, 2003

Sergeant Slapnuts

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.

Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.

by Phartman March 18, 2011

slapnuts

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

by JOE December 22, 2003

Slapnut

Someone who is a douche bag, pain in the ass, mentally unstable, egoistic, fat, crackheaded, cumslut, adopted, useless, brainless, delusional, autistic, talentless, hopeless, gone case.
Or Someone who has negative IQ, lesser chromosomes, a missing brain, tunnel vision, plainly stupid, really something, been reading this.

Example 1
Person A: Hi Albert, How is your Day?
Person B: Wont you shut your fucking stupid fat bitch ass mouth you useless fucking stupid homeless adopted disfigured motherless Slapnut.

Example 2
Person A: *Munching onto cookies"
Person B: What the fuck you say to me you little under aged pussy ass Slapnut?!?!

by _Gobblin May 3, 2020