spaff lord 

Someone who excels in the art of jizzing.

Jimmy: Did you see the new Kid!
Paul: Yeah apparently he's the new spaff lord.

spaff lord by heh3heh3heh3 September 4, 2019

spaffords 

Noun; The crumbs and small broken pieces frequently found in the bottom of a bag of snacks like chips.

The store did such a poor job bagging my groceries, by the time I got home there was nothing left in my bag of tortilla chips but spaffords.

spaffords by OhioSM September 30, 2023

austin spafford 

A hypocrite that you can never trust, but is v-good in sports and lying about certain things.

austin spafford told me not to hit people, then he hit me, that hypocrite!

austin spafford by Sim Shady 1234j;adfj;lsfsdfa October 14, 2013

Spafford 

A prog rock band from AZ that currently tours the country playing in front of fans who wanted to get spaffed

I was at the show and Spafford was hot as F and we all got spaffed!

Spafford by Spaffnerds January 7, 2020

spafford 

anal, sex, sick, wrong, cici, beastin' it

1. having unwanted anal sex with somethings ass

1. I'm gonna spafford your hole!

2. My ass got so spafforded last nite i can barely walk....

spafford by Andrew Sizemore November 18, 2006