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spaffords 

Noun; The crumbs and small broken pieces frequently found in the bottom of a bag of snacks like chips.
The store did such a poor job bagging my groceries, by the time I got home there was nothing left in my bag of tortilla chips but spaffords.
spaffords by OhioSM September 30, 2023

austin spafford 

A hypocrite that you can never trust, but is v-good in sports and lying about certain things.
austin spafford told me not to hit people, then he hit me, that hypocrite!

Spafford 

A prog rock band from AZ that currently tours the country playing in front of fans who wanted to get spaffed
I was at the show and Spafford was hot as F and we all got spaffed!
Spafford by Spaffnerds January 7, 2020

spafford 

anal, sex, sick, wrong, cici, beastin' it

1. having unwanted anal sex with somethings ass

1. I'm gonna spafford your hole!

2. My ass got so spafforded last nite i can barely walk....
spafford by Andrew Sizemore November 18, 2006

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026