spaarkely 

He is spaarkely better known as Muffin. He is an asshole but that's just his online persona. He writes banger after banger everyday.

Spaarkely is the single reason humanity is still alive right now.

spaarkely by spaarkly January 6, 2021

sparkly 

apparently what vampires are nowadays

seriously. since when did count dracula "sparkle"? i mean really if i saw a one of those sparkly vampires, i'd laugh my ass off

*note: i don't see what the big deal with this whole twilight fad, nor am i interested

sparkly by purple_sheboodles29 November 17, 2009

sparklypoo

In the Harry Potter fanon, a fifth Hogwarts house where the Mary Sues live. The term originated in a fancomic on Pirate Monkeys Inc.

"I started reading that fic but the characters all belong in Sparklypoo."

sparklypoo by GMonkey May 5, 2007

sparkly demeanor

1. Marked by high spirits or excitement.. 2. bubbly and giddy... 3. like a cheerleader

Gwen has a "sparkly demeanor".

sparkly demeanor by J beau March 22, 2010

Sparkly Woo Woo 

A Big Black Dick with sugar on it.

Man: Bitch! Give me a Bj!
Girl: Can it be sparkly woo woo stHow

Sparkly Woo Woo by Rimic October 19, 2015

Sparkly Muffins 

(v.) Code word for the act of making whoopie, shaking the sheets, fucking, getting it in, smushing, smashing, sexytime, pounding it out, and any other action or name associated with having sex.

Don't come home I am making sparkly muffins with Brice.

It is now safe to come to the dorm room becuase the sparkly muffins have been baked.

I am going to make sparkly muffins with the hottie in my math class all night long!

Sparkly Muffins by Pres of Sparkly Muffin Group September 9, 2011

sparkelicious 

totally cute, pretty, cool, awesome, spectacular, and amazingly wonderful yet totally sparkly!!!

Ashley: Maddie, I LOVE your purse!!!
Maddie: Thanks, I thought it was so cute.
Sarah: Look at all the sparkles!!
Ashley: It is totally SPARKELICIOUS!!!

sparkelicious by Maddiethemostamazingpersonintheworld March 27, 2008