Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!
Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.