The touring band was extremely bored backstage, so they invited a groupie backstage for an epic spa treatment.
by Sexual Smoothie Siren September 19, 2013
by MrLeto November 17, 2014
by Lee Saint Joe October 11, 2021
A synonym for waterboarding.
Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!
by El Perrito Blanco May 11, 2012
Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.
by rumhammer July 04, 2025