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Spa Treatment

A sexual act in which one ejaculates on a partner and then licks them clean.
"I like that porn video where he gave BaielyPaige's butthole the spa treatment."
Spa Treatment by MrLeto November 16, 2014

Juan Chai Spa Treatment

Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.

Guantánamo Spa Treatment

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!

Rhino Spa Treatment 

Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.
Man I had a lot of Mexican last night. I think i'm going to need the rhino spa treatment tomorrow.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026