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soyldier 

It’s a combination of the word soy and the word soldier. Usually an SJW “male” who consumes a large amount of soy and is extremely hyperbolic on everything concerning his communist/anti-fascism and every grievance he can imagine is attacking him or others. This person usually has a manifesto and has been known to spit at cops, shove old boomers to the ground, and firebomb churches or town halls.
A dude who was male yesterday, exposed her female penis in a women’s only locker room, then plunged into the hot tub next to a little girl and her mom after a long day of thunder-thumbing Instagram, calling out transphobes and fascists as she drank soy lattes made with Atrazine is a true soyldier!
soyldier by chindeep69 July 21, 2023

sad story roblox soldier part 2 

wi can have today wi has win
now wi rip is sad now wi can have day
wi has win wi can have now
good is love end frind
wi can has can
you are soldier
you must wiiiiinnnnnn
win win

just rip
Friend: Hey man have you seen sad story roblox soldier part 2?
Random guy: No i'm not a weeb

HU Soldier 

A fan of Hollywood Undead who is a member of the hu army. An HU Soldier sometimes wears and often owns at least one Hollywood Undead mask and always knows the HU soldier pledge:
"I pledge alliegiance to the mask,
That I'll carry whiskey in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I'll leave a bloody mess of you,
For we are family, you and I,
Three tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day, all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Til the Day We Die."

HU4L! (Hollywood Undead for life!)
"Pull that 9 this is how you hold her,
Pull that trigger, HU Soldiers..."

-Dead In Ditches by Hollywood Undead
HU Soldier by HU4L! January 1, 2012

Soldier Number Nine 

Origin: From the Middle Eastern military practice of soldiers counting off and the 9th soldier in every squad becomes the fuck-buddy for the rest of the men while they're in the field. Related to bacha bazi, the Afghani practice of taking boys, dressing them up like girls, teaching them to dance and then using them as sex slaves.

In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa

American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.
You: "Hey Bob--how the fuck ya' doing?"
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).

Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."
Soldier Number Nine by Ho-Chi-Mint September 16, 2013

pussy soldiers 

of or relating to the pubes or pubis: pubic hair
yeah man, her vagina was great, its too bad she had some pussy soldiers though.

oh man she had a bush?

yeah
pussy soldiers by not bow January 22, 2017

Soldier Boy 

A Living, Breathing True, American Hero.
A man who saved us from a nuclear meltdown in 1984.
Soldier Boy was Americas America's first superhero, slaughtering German soldiers by the dozen out on the battlefield.
Soldier Boy by Nashar July 5, 2022

rotten soldier 

1. A best friend; one's pal, good-time boy, sweet cheese, homeboy

2. (A lesser known meaning) A well renowned homeless person
"Oh God, there's that homeless guy again, he's always on that corner"

"Hey leave him alone, that's my rotten soldier Eric!"
rotten soldier by A-Roge August 23, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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