south london 

a place where yo would be more likely to get shanked than in prison

south London sux

south london by bigpedo January 13, 2020

South London 

There be dragons.

"You've got some work down in South London? Don't forget to pack your sword and shield."

South London by MajorMajorMajorMajor January 27, 2015

South London 

The area of London south of the river thames. just as nice as north london (depends within) but people pretend it doesnt exist. Also is badly served by the tube cuz of lazy buggers at TFL. Also, west of the A20 the roads are crap except the A3.

(IN London)
Person 1: lets go to Greenwich, South London
Person 2: What?

South London by Anonywave August 16, 2009

South London Syndrome 

A syndrome which develops when a South Londoner is out of South London for too long.
It causes them to go on a rampage of tendencies associated with South London stereotypes.
They may begin to stab people, steal, threaten people and many other things (unprovoked)
Common among people from Croydon and Brixton especially.

"Did you hear what happened to Abdi the other day? He got sent back to Kennington cos of his South London Syndrome."

South London Syndrome by London07 August 12, 2018

South London Sauna 

A hot towel, of the cheap microwave variety given free to patrons of Indian restaurants to wipe their fingers after a delicious meal. In South London, users forego cleaning their hands and instead rub it straight on the face - the closest they ever get to a sauna.

Hi, can we have three more large Cobra - and any chance of a South London Sauna? I'm sweating Vindaloo here, mate.

South London Sauna by Number1BadBoy December 20, 2010

South london kid 

He is a british person from south london with a really thick cockney accent and is only good at stabbing people with homemade knives.

South london kid is stabbing people again

South london kid by Balle mannen November 28, 2022

South London Special 

about 3-5 inches (7.62-12.7 cm) inserted between the 3rd and 5th rib

Tommy got the South London Special last night. I told him not to short the drywall guy.

South London Special by JonMadden March 10, 2023