soupy bum

those who wear their pants low and have no ass

"soupy bummm!"

by seppe14 September 2, 2009

Soup Bum

Once thought linked to chronic diarrhea, the condition is known to give ones stool a soup or broth like viscosity. Alchohol, deep fried food, and lack of solid foods can result in the unpleasent experience. Soup bum is known to leave the anal opening with what can be called "ring sting" due to the acidicty of the soupish substance and the force of which the soup exits the anal cavity.

Guy #1: "Man I gotta shit..."
Guy #2: "Pinch it dude.."
Guy #1: "You can't pinch 'soup'. I have soup bum."

by gio.net May 28, 2008

bum soup

the soup like quality and consitency of ones excrement after a night of heavy alcohol/substance abuse...

bum soup....the shit that pours from ones ass like soup (vegetable!!)

by Andrea W December 1, 2007

Soapy Finger Bum Wank

The act of fingering your asshole with your finger/fingers covered in soap, while masterbating.

“I was struggling to get myself off so I decided to have a soapy finger bum wank”

by KD Jackel October 17, 2021

soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

French bumion soup

In which a man with a moustache, wearing a beret, ejaculates in a woman's anus and eats it out

Your dad makes a delicious french bumion soup

by Punkydooster February 4, 2022